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essential workers: Everything I Know About This Water Bottle
15 October @ 9:00 pm - 10:00 pm AEDT

“It’s literally everything I know about this water bottle”
Certified five-times plastic selling artist, and winner of every award, please welcome back to the Old Fitz Australia’s most acclaimed dead cinema* creator, Aris, who returns to the late night slot with her most recent show, Everything I Know About This Water Bottle, a heart-warming comedy about how we, and this water bottle, got here.
In yet another singularly hilarious and genre-melting monologue, Aris will take you on a lo-fi tour through millions of years, from the mesozoic era, to Ms Hinkley’s year five class, to first loves and heartbreaks, horse-toy factories, recycling plants and climate disasters, to here, now, onstage again at the Old Fitz after so many years away.
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