The no-nuts allowed cabaret, where we’re allergic to everything but fun.
Are you detail and service-oriented? Do you know what’s in your pockets at all times? Can you last more than eight hours without coffee?

If you answered yes to any of the above questions, Anaphylaxis Diner is for you! You’ll learn the link between coffee and shellfish allergies, what oral allergy syndrome is (no, it’s not a semen allergy, though that does exist… ), and you’ll get a start on memorising our 400-page document of ingredient substitutions. Just bring a can-do attitude and a commitment to NEVER mention Brazil nuts.

With all training provided, come and join the most inclusive diner in town, Anaphylaxis Diner — we’re allergic to everything but fun (trademark).

Written and performed by Uma Dobia.