Clink clink, your attention please.

Jonny Hawkins (aka Aunty Jonny) and guest co-host Jo Dyer have the floor in this celebration of humanity’s most dangerous pastime: public oration.

Unhinged apologies, high-profile resignations, rehearsed breakups and wedding toasts-come-roasts…  nothing’s off lips in this sketch show of speeches delivered by a spectacular line-up of special guest artists.

Flinging between fictional worlds, from the heartbreaking to the deeply inappropriate, I’d Like To Say A Few Words is an utterly brilliant character study, and a timely reminder that sometimes we’re better off keeping our traps shut.