Bach beats Big Brother… Anytime
As I write this, a new season begins on television of one of the most grotesque programs to ever flit across the small screen. I speak of Big Brother. Once a chilling character in a book by George Orwell, Big Brother the TV show is the nadir of civilization. Contestants put themselves on show 24 hours a day, and the more asinine, puerile, unintelligent, psychotic and ill- adjusted they are, the better. These are not unsuspecting victims, these are people who have so little shame, so little sense of decorum and privacy that would share every minute of their vacuous little lives – humans who would offer themselves up as mice in a live TV experiment. I watched 20 minutes of it with the kids, and could feel my brain cells dying one by one. There is more goodness and humanity in three bars of Bach than in 70 hours of Big Brother, and that might be classical music’s biggest selling point. It is decent. It has structure, it has intelligence, and it seeks to rise to a higher plane, rather than plunge to the depths. Strangely, much of it was written during blood-thirstier times when humans were less enlightened. During the gore of the French……