Launched last summer in response to pandemic restrictions and uncertainties, the Malthouse Outdoor Stage returns with more live music, stand-up comedy and a smattering of light theatrics including this new musical-meets-cabaret. The outdoor stage and cabaret-style seating in the pleasant courtyard surrounded by the Malthouse, Australian Centre for Contemporary Art and Chunky Move’s building instantly puts audiences in a good mood (even with the chilly conditions of this show’s opening night). We sit down ready to smile, laugh, clap and maybe even cheer.

Will Conyers and Natalie Gamsu. Photo © Pia Johnson.

Unfortunately SS Metaphor quickly burns up that good will, and even at just 70 minutes drags on. It’s a clever concept, and there’s ample talent, but they’re hard pressed to make much of a script that’s big on farce but light on laughs.

Written by Ash Flanders during Melbourne’s lockdowns, it feels like the creation of a restless theatre mind confined to a little room, throwing everything at the script, from action-movie cliches to socio-political satire – including that early pandemic catchphrase “we’re all in this together.” Most of all, Flanders throws...