In the words of Paul Kildea, Artistic Director of Musica Viva Australia and the author of the book of the same name this performance was adapted from, this concert is, “a relatively simple idea: use a single instrument to tell the story of Romantic music, not least because of the cultural significance this instrument acquired over time”.

Kildea likens Chopin’s Piano to a “musical Raiders of the Lost Ark. And it brings in an amazing array of characters: Chopin, George Sand, Wanda Landowska, Himmler …”

Pianist Aura Go and actor Jennifer Vuletic, he adds, “tell the story of this singular instrument, the works composed on it and the artist who created them, and the changing value of music over time”.

What we got, though, was a frankly abominable script that vacillated between on-the-nose lectures and cartoonish caricature.

Jennifer Vuletic and Aura Go perform Chopin’s Piano. Aaron Francis Photography/Musica Viva Australia

It’s hard to overstate just how much I disliked the dialogue throughout. Whoever decided it was a good idea to have Vuletic and Go play these roles with accents needs to take a long, hard look at themselves.

It started, for instance, with Vuletic...