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Is there music on Mars?

And just what kind of music lover should be chosen to colonise the Red Planet? Apparently 43 Australians are in the running for a position on Mars One – the plan to put humans on Mars in the year 2024. I’m glad to say I’m not one of them, as this is a one-way mission. No return is possible. Every year or so, Mars One will send more supplies and more Martians. Some 200,000 people around the world applied and now they have selected 1,000 to undergo training and psychometric testing. (I’m a great believer in psychometric testing by the way. This is the same system that determined Jonathan Shier would be an excellent managing director of the ABC, and we all remember how well that worked out.)  Eventually four Marstronauts will blast off on a one-way ride to the Red Planet.  What criteria might you use to select four people to leave Earth forever? They’d have to be healthy, but musical compatibility must be up there. Imagine being a string quartet lover and having a country and western fanatic in the next bunk – your Grosse Fuge interrupted by the strains of Keith Urban. Musical tension… Continue reading Get unlimited…

September 1, 2014
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Advertising or just good old fibbing?

I was staying in a hotel recently in Adelaide, while conducting the Adelaide Symphony, and the walls of the lobby were scrawled with handwritten aphorisms. I will enjoy a belly laugh. I will have my cake and eat it too. I will be honest. I will play. I will make love not war. I will unlock my potential. I will believe anything is possible. I will swap worry for wonder. I will promise not to throw a bucket of white paint over this drivel. Sorry, that last one was mine, but really, what is this nonsense? It is verbal pollution and our lives are full of it. Everywhere you go these days modern corporations are bombarding us with little messages that are supposed to make us feel better about ourselves and as a consequence feel better about the products of these companies and then presumably buy more of them. But they just make me mad.  The strapline of the ANZ Bank is We live in your world. Well unless the bank had its headquarters in Alpha Centauri, we can safely assume we already know that. So what is it meant to be telling us, that the bank is not a vast…

June 20, 2014